Each night when I go to bed, crickets serenade me through the moments when I am falling asleep. Their busy little legs are working overtime. I am so glad it is crickets instead of dogs barking.
It always drives me nuts when I hear the neighbor's dog barking just outside my open window. I want to get out the paintball gun and plaster him with neon pink paint! If I had a paint ball gun that is what I would do. Then when I go to work the next morning I would see my handiwork plastered all over the black and white and pink dog. With a smirk on my face and a giggle in my heart I would love to see that as I drive past. I bet it wouldn't be too long before the dog learned not to come to my yard and bark his guts out at night.
So the crickets are a welcome sound outside my window and remind me of happy thoughts as I drift to sleep....home in Tabiona....Jimney Cricket...
2 comments:
Hahaha. I would absolutely love (and even pay!) to see you shoot the dog with a paintball gun. I know what you mean though, I need some form of white noise as I go to sleep.
Oh man, I tried to read this to AJ but was laughing so hard that I'm sure he didn't understand what I was saying. You're hilarious! I loved reading this!
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